20 October 2009

Jokes and Riddles

What table can we eat?
A vegeTABLE!

Why was the ketchup last in the race?
It couldn't ketch-up!

What does a farmer use to count his cattle?
A COWculator!

Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Why did the boy put lipstick on his head?
Because he wanted to make up his mind!

Why doesn't Dracula have friends?
'Cause he's a pain in the neck!

What gives you the power to walk through walls?
A door!

Why did Superman cross the road?
To get to the supermarket!

4 comments:

joaninha said...

Big small!!I love cats!!<33

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Anonymous said...

Big small!!I love cats!!<33

Anonymous said...

Big small!!I love cats!!<33