Why was the ketchup last in the race?
It couldn't ketch-up!
What does a farmer use to count his cattle?
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why did the boy put lipstick on his head?
Because he wanted to make up his mind!
Why doesn't Dracula have friends?
'Cause he's a pain in the neck!
What gives you the power to walk through walls?
Why did Superman cross the road?
To get to the supermarket!